By Heidi von Tagen
Gorgeous Bits Blog,
It is actually possible. Just stick to the list.
1. Pack a cooler with a bottle of Pinot Noir, 2 plastic tumblers, some olives, crackers and brie
2. Bring a classic, wool Pendleton blanket to spread out on the beach
4. Wear classic Ray Ban sunglasses, even if it’s overcast
5. Wear red lipstick
6. Find a swimsuit in polar fleece if at all possible
7. Bring an oversize sweater as a cover up in case your swimsuit is not thermally insulated
8. When you shiver, try to look sexy and adorable. Marilyn did it.
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